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dollyrotted:

toned-tanned-fit-andready:

the-war-inmymind:

all 46 excuses on my friends wall,

1. i was just really, really early for tomorrow

2. we can’t all be usain bolt

3. in this day and age, we shouldn’t need labels like “late”

4. i had pe first period do you blame me

5. i really, really didn’t want to sing

6. my brother thought it would be hilarious to drop me outside the prison gates

7. you can’t tell me how to live my life

8. #YOLO

9. my legs fell off and i had to roll all the way to the emergency clinic

10. there was a freak yachting accident

11. i am a fucking retard

12. this is just for my wall

13. do you even read these

14. “it does not matter how slow you go, so long as you do not stop

15. i spent my entire night writing tom daley fanfiction

16. my father left my mother for an air hostess seven years ago do you expect me to get over that emotional trauma overnight

17. sarah palin and i got into a twitter war and i couldn’t leave and let her win

18. traffic jammy jammy jam

19. how can i go to school when alex turner

20. my sim was having an emotional meltdown and i needed to be there for her

21. i was sticking it to the man

22. i spent my entire night worrying if i would ever lose my virginity

23. fifty shades of late; i was walking and then i caught the eye of an attractive member of the opposite sex and we began exchanging significant looks and i knew we would one day make sweet love so i just walked alongside him and tried to catch his eye and to be continued

24. part two he was playing hard to get so we walked and walked and he had the perfect hair colour it was sort of beige brown anyway it turned out he was walking to a bus stop so obviously i had to catch the bus because true love and silently we rode out to papakura and into the sunset

25. my meth lab caught fire

26. my bed is more comfortable than your school will ever be

27. i was sad

28. it was a nice day, so i walked leisurely

29. i had beat my younger brother for saying “swag”

30. i had to travel back to the 1950’s to ensure my birth

31. 2 kool 4 scool

32. i had to stop, collaborate and listen

33. i tried

34. i’m sorry i’m late

it’s not my fault

my auntie was killed

and i joined a cult

35. a haiku about lateness:

late late late late late

late late late late late late late

late late late late late

36. my best friend was telling me how to give a satisfactory blow job i wish i was joking

37. i was fashionably late

38. i was caught in a flash mob true story omfg

39. i did not choose the late life, the late life chose me

40. do

41. you

42. even

43. read

44. these

45. i was fighting al qaeda

46. traffic

THANK GOD THIS IS BACK

IT’S BACK

I LOVE THIS POST!

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tea-and-other-drugs:

typhonatemybaby:

mishawinsexster:

Friendly reminder that the Duckbill Platypus is not beaver sized but the tiniest most cutest patootie being in existence 

OH GOD

i thought these things were the size of like, large cats or something. ITS FUCKING TINY JESUS

you can’t be sad looking at this

some lil part of you feels it’s belly rub joy

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barefootdramaturg:

jewlesthemagnificent:

oldtobegin:

velveteenrabbit:

englishpracticenow:

commonly misused words - learn the proper usage of these words to get your way up to any English proficiency exams - IELTS, TOEFL, GRE, etc.

2,000 notes.

JERKING OFF TO THIS

OH GOD LESS VERSUS FEWER THANK YOU FOR ACKNOWLEDGING MY PERSONAL GRAMMATICAL VENDETTA.

By accident. On purpose. Never on accident.

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lesbianathogwarts:

dittoh:

Stab wound? You mean extra pocket.

nobody on this website should be allowed outside i swear to god

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"I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me."

— Joshua Graham (via sunshine-and-liberty)

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benpaddon:

The phrase “words to live by” gets thrown around often these days, but these are absolutely words to live by.

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semisweet-rubix:

tobreakandblossom
:

acircularjoy:

ducklings

stairs

they do this to get out of ponds etc or up onto bank ridges

ducklings, stairs

tobreakandblossom this is for you, very impartant

TINY INEFFICIENT BABIES WITH THEIR PADDLY FEET AND THEIR PEEP PEEP AND SO MANY

#please send me to this video whenever I make a ‘welcome to blog’ post  #gOD  #TINY PEEPS CAN CLIMB STAIrs you can also do Thing. even if you are last peep.  #maybe you are sad  

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kamimcarthur:

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So you’re writing your story, and your characters are getting really emotional—yelling, screaming, crying, overreacting. It’s turning into a soap opera. And then you stop and wonder, “Is this melodramatic?”

That happened to me once. Thankfully it was just a…

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MOTHER FUCKIN RESOURCES

roxindreamer:

HOVER FOR INFO!!!! ლ(ಠ益ಠ)ლ

SAI DOWNLOAD

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WHATS THAT? YOU NEED MOREREFERENCE?  LMAO. OK!!!!!!

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CHILL OUT

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WOC PASTEL

HARD FEMME

WOC PINUPS

KAWAII SHIT

OLD SCHOOL SHIT

CANT HOLD ALL THIS REFERENCE

SOME MORE FUCKING RESOURCES

AND SOME MORE

FUCKIGN INCREDIBLE

HAVE FUN CUTIES!! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ☆*・゜゚・*

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peachfruits:

summersinthesky:

WHY IS THIS BUNNY WEARING A BACKPACK? WHERE IS HE GOING TO GO? WHAT DOES HE HAVE IN THIS BACKPACK?

it’s his 1st day of school wish him luck

peachfruits:

summersinthesky:

WHY IS THIS BUNNY WEARING A BACKPACK? WHERE IS HE GOING TO GO? WHAT DOES HE HAVE IN THIS BACKPACK?

it’s his 1st day of school wish him luck

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